One of the most inspi­ra­tio­nal spee­ches in recor­ded histo­ry was given by a come­di­an by the name of Char­lie Chaplin:

The Grea­test Speech Ever Made auf YouTube

I don’t need ano­ther fri­end,
when most of them,
I can bare­ly keep up with.
I’m per­fect­ly able to hold my own hand,
but I still can’t kiss my own neck.

Wye Oak – Civilian